The Book!! Chapter three

I hope you are enjoying this series of one liners from "The Book", a daily log of any nonsense or generally stupid things which were said daily between the Engineering team at British Telecom. Enjoy.
Also found this neat application "Bloghop" link below. It would be good to know if anyone else has been using it,
Anyway, over to a few more one liners from co workers back in the 80"s at British Telecom, enjoy: -

• "Is it August now? Yes all day" - Nigel
• "Yes most of the time, but not normally" - Chris
• "No its not an echo, its just coming back a few seconds later" - Sharon
• "I made these sandwiches last night, Cucumber, Tomatoes and salad" - Nigel
• "Once you get to the top it carries on" - Neil
• "Fred's got convictions now, he's married" - Nigel
• "The numbers are random but they are the same each time" - Bob
• "What colour copper pipes do you want?" - Bob
• "My dogs dead, Yeah whats wrong with it?" - Moony
• "He's the opening batsman for the local bowling team" - Gavin

Stay tuned more to come.

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