The Book!! Chapter six

Its been a little while since I added some mishaps from long ago.

For those who are new to this series, the quotes below were made in innocence during day to day conversation during my times at British Telecom in the 80's and 90's. Some may not make sense but you really had to be there.

• "Whats on a parts list" - Fred
• "Has your house got subsistance" - Nigel
• "When its quiet it's surprising how loud it is" - Hunch
• "This fresh tin of salmon isn's fresh" - Fred
• "Was she a boy as well" - Bob
• "Everything has floated to the bottom" - Chris
• "He will probably end up marrying his wife" - Dai
• "All you do is wash it then stand up side down" - Nigel
• "It's not her fault she's fat, she has a weight problem" - Dai
• "When I said Friday afternoon it could have been 3:30 or 11:30" - Fred
• "Those men in there they are just kids" - Annon
• "I am trying to get used to drinking coffee without sugar, I dont like it in a mug so I'll try it in a cup" - Gordon
• "If they dont start getting their feet wet over there they will soon drown" - Gordon
• "Once in a lifetime agin" - Chris

I hope you enjoyed these, more to follow.

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