The Book!! Chapter eight.

Another chapter in the series,
For those who are new to this series, the quotes below were made in innocence during day to day conversation during my times at British Telecom in the 80's and 90's. Some may not make sense but you really had to be there.

• "if you ate water for the rest of your life you would still fart" - Rob
• "funny how that spins when you turn it" - Fred
• Q - "How big is the garage?" - A "pretty big you can fit a car in it" - Ian
• "its funny when you put on old clothes they feel smelly" - Rob
• "Terry Waite will remain missing until his where abouts are known" - Radio
• Q - "Was there a leap year in 1972?" - A "no they are every 4 years and there was one in 1976" - Rob.
• "There's a couple of Friday the 13th's this month" - Wayne.
• "What date is the 12th on?" - Moony
• "How much is a 17p stamp" - Bug
• "Nitric acid, that's a fruit isn't it" - Dai
• "I prefer to be ripped off honestly" - Dai
• "I suppose your going home to chew barbed wire with your bare hands" - Dai
• "Now the hand is on the other foot" - Gavin
• "You can buy a chair now that you can sit in" - Fred
• "He looks like a pet with a new dog" - Mike
• "If they can sit there and walk around then they can sit there and work" - Gavin
• "Was it you or your brother that dies the other day" - Annon
• "Turn him every half hour on the hour" - Wayne

Look forward to chapter nine in a little while.
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