The Book!! Chapter nine.

Blogging has been a little more successful since videoing my sons soccer games, but in order to keep a little focus I feel that I shouldn't forget about some of the other items I occasionally write about.

Its been a little while since I added a chapter to "The Book" but here goes: -

For those who are new to this series, the quotes below were made in innocence during day to day conversation during my times at British Telecom in the 80's and 90's. Some may not make sense but you really had to be there.

• "Andrews on a pension now" - "How long will that last?" - Shakey
• "The new product is going to have 7 flow lines, 5 on days and 3 on nights" - Ransome
• "I've got one of those new fires in my house, you know the ones with flames" - Gavin
• "You never see a bald ginger haired person" - Phil
• "I can only wink with one eye" - Nigel
• "I saw Helen but she wasn't there" - Bob
• "I don't even know if she's female" - John
• "I saw her walking past in her car" - Bob
• "Did you see the way he drifted up the river?" - Moony
• "He couldn't get back up he was just stood there" - Dai
• "You can put on weight by not eating" - Shakey
• "These verbal promises are not worth the paper they are written on" - Ken
• "Oil is made up of Moluscules" - Nigel
• "I cant remember what I'm supposed to forget" - John
• "Its a good bit of an awful idea" - John
• "How long is 40 Minutes on for?" - Mikes wife
• "That was a bad week April" - Phil
• "That golf course is all up hill" - Gareth

That's it for now, more to follow later
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