The Book!! Chapter eleven.

I have really enjoyed writing this series it has brought back some fond memories with only two chapters to go.


For those who are new to this series, the quotes below were made in innocence during day to day conversation during my times at British Telecom in the 80's and 90's. Some may not make sense but you really had to be there.

• "My take home pay before tax is $267" - Andrew
• "Hey I've got grass growing in my garden! - There's almost as much grass growing in my garden as on my head" - Nigel
• "It's enough to make your eye's curl" - Joe
• "I went outside earlier and it was so hot I couldn't see" - Tony 
• "Frogs are harmless they wouldn't hurt a fly" - John
• "We are running off to John O Groats to get married" - Gavin
• "I expected an easy week today" - Moony
• "The machine is running bad, to say it's bad is an under exaggeration" - Alan
• "I've got an oil leak on my exhaust pipe" - Wallace
• "The thought of death frightens the life out of me" - Rob

I hoped you enjoyed the penultimate chapter, one left to follow.
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