The Book!! Chapter ten

The Summer has been spent full of soccer with a rare vacation thrown in.
Time to get back to some other subjects, below is the latest chapter of "The Book".

For those who are new to this series, the quotes below were made in innocence during day to day conversation during my times at British Telecom in the 80's and 90's. Some may not make sense but you really had to be there.

• "There's no need to worry, life will get you in the end" - John
• "The more dimples on a golf a golf ball the further it goes, sometimes" - Fred
• "How can he speak English if he can't speak French?" - Tucker
• "There's a good article in the newspaper today, I havent read it yet though" - Fred
• "Either that or he was deaf and dumb just singing" - Chris
• "Are Eskimo's human?" - Angela
• "It will only take 1/2 hour, well 30 mins at the most" - Bug
• "Can you see any alterations on there that aren't on there?" - Rob
• "Go and see him on the phone" - Ceri
• "He was wound up like a key" - Bob Mosley
• "This morning when I went to start my car the battery was as dead as a pancake" - Nigel
• "He's on his own, just the two of them, all by himself" - Phil
• "I am going to rub my teak table down to the bare metal" - Angela
• "Good job its plastic glass" - Fred Jinks
• "This is supposed to be a new series but I havent seen it before" - Ceri's Mum.

Keep on following, there are one or two chapters left.
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